Welcome to the worship center. Repeat these words at the bottom.
I worship the Giant Poultry in the sky. I know the giant poultry will guide me along the path of awesomeness if I am faithful. The Giant Poultry will offere protection to those who ask for it and I ask for it. Giant Poultry, please deliver me from evil and help me help others and introduce this religion to the world. Arise Chicken! Arise Chicken! Arise Chicken!